lothbroklagertha:

iphone420:

Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

OKAY THIS POST ALWAYS CONFUSES ME BECAUSE I CAN’T TELL IF YOU’RE MAKING A MATH JOKE OR THAT WAS JUST A REALLY UNFORTUNATE COINCIDENCE

(Source: sidnugget, via walkingproof)

people used to like me and now I lose followers like it’s my job WHAT HAPPENED

I hate when people call abortion “the easy way out”

I mean idk I just don’t see making the decision to get rid of a baby and living with it for the rest of your life easy

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Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

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vampirevvekend:

being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away

(via fake-mermaid)

whotoldyouu:

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.

(via emeliabadelia)